The toenail and the hair
The toe nail & the hair.
Back in time to 2020, just a few months after the ginger twat's met, they had a sleep over at the ginger twat's house. The then not pregnant twat, stayed there with her best friend, let's call him the "gay" twat. (name chosen by him) for a few days as a wee holiday & to spend some time with her brother, ginger twat's now husband. These were the early days of the twats getting to know one another & who knew that almost 5 years later they would be inseparable. Anyway, during their stay the ginger twat's husband, was showing off in front of his sister & her friend, while they were giving a tour of their house. Telling jokes, taking the mick & trying desperately to make the ginger twat blush.
This was their relationship, trying to make eachother laugh. After realising that he couldn't embarrass his loving wife, he lunges at her, to push her down on the bed (again, showing off in front of his little sister) & in doing so, causes the ginger twat to cunt her toe off the side of the bed & break her toe nail. Crying out in pain, ouching & oohing, her husband stands up & says sorry repeatedly. Looking at her, with fear in his eyes thinking he'd fucked up & obviously her leg must be hanging off or something. The ginger twat sits up & pushes herself to the edge of the bed, she checks out her toe, absolutely convinced it's broken. It's just staved & her toe nail is hanging off, so she pulls the rest off of her toe, saying "look what you did" the husband says "och, it's just your toenail" so she throws it at him. Landing in his beard, he shudders & squeals like a stuck pig, running to the bathroom still screaming, he quickly turns on the shower & proceeds to run his whole face under the water, frantically scrubbing his face, unaware if the toe nail is still amongst his facial hair, even grabbing the soap to clean it out.
Meanwhile, the hysterics in the bedroom are out of control, 3 people barely able to stand, having to hold on to whatever they can grab, the girls crossing their legs, in the hope they don't pee themselves, having to take deep breaths to try & stop the tears streaming down their faces. Looking at eachother & howling all over again. When he's done, he walks back through with a solemn look on his face, he looks at his wife in disgust, "how could you do that?" He asks, & managing to stop laughing just enough, & taking a breath to reply with "well, stop showing off" then continues her malicious chuckle. He won't do that again in a hurry.
Moral of the story, don't try to embarrass your wife.
